December 2011
Anonymous asked: post/15025772491/carrythisbrokenbone-13th-district stared at this for like ten minutes, i still dont get it! D: ahaha
Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf...
sister-transistor:
blomkvisted:
highfunctioningdarklordofall / hilaryskank:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
#i think that special place is an isolated cabin in the middle of some place terrifying #and you have a roommate #who always leaves the back door open at nights #and horrible things come in #and eat you...
me: hey guys talk to me im nice
followers:
Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
follower #1: omg what flavour?
follower #2: me too!
follower #3: what brand omg
me: i love you
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me: shh don't speak
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
"I want a twilight theme park"
totally-relatable:
I think you already have one. It’s called a forest.
